Top 10 Signs Your Website Isn’t Working

10. Your hair isn’t white in the company photo

9. You have background audio from your high school “rock” band

8. The text is so small a mouse couldn’t read it

7. Your doobie-smoking programmer hasn’t returned your phone call in a month

6. Your home page takes longer to load than Britney

5. You haven’t gotten a site-generated lead since before Bush was elected—the first time around

4. No one wants link up with you

3. It still reads “Under Construction”

2. Powerpoint had anything to do with the design

1. Your site is listed on www.webpagesthatsuck.com