Top Ten signs you have spring fever

10. Your waistline is in a sad state.

9. Your skin glows in the dark its so white.

8. You may or may not look forward to bathing suit shopping.

7. You wear shorts even though its 50 degrees outside.

6. Everything looks good.

5. You look forward to cleaning the gutters and moving the lawn.

4. Your considering calling in sick once a week until June.

3. May flies, ticks, and bees are OK.

2. You don’t mid getting up at 6am.

1. You actually want to clean the house.