Top 10 reasons why paper will still be around in the future:

1. Spitballs. My son should have the same opportunity to get in trouble at school as I did!
2. Paper airplanes. What will I do when then boss isn’t around?
3. Toilet Paper. Need I say more!
4. Confetti. What else would you throw on New Year’s?
5. Magazines. You can’t lug a computer into the john.
6. Bedtime stories. Cuddling with your kid under the covers will always be in style.
7. Degree certificates. How else would you brag about where you went to college?
8. Comics. Life wouldn’t be the same without Captain Underpants.
9. Dollar bills. Bling isn’t a practical way to pay for groceries.
10. Rock, computer, scissors simply doesn’t work.