"THE LIGHTER SIDE": Top ten reasons you need bailing out too

1. Who can balance a checkbook, anyway?
2. Your house is in a perpetual state of construction.
3. You’ll never get to retire, otherwise.
4. Because you can’t swim.
5. You don’t have a senator’s health care plan.
6. You have 3 college-age children.
7. You live in a flood zone.
8. Social Security sure won’t be around to help.
9. You’ve been spending your money on stuff like food and electricity instead of investing it in the market. Maybe you don’t need bailing out ;)
10. Your teenager has already crashed both of the family cars.