The lighter side: The top 10 Thanksgiving disasters to avoid

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1. Don’t forget to take the giblets out before cooking the turkey.

2. Make sure the dogs are locked up and away from the turkey.

3. The turkey should be ‘fully” cooked to avoid giving botulism to everyone.

4. Don’t invite fans from opposing football teams.

5. Don’t forget to water down Grandma's Bourbon.

6. Don’t forget to spike Grandpa's.

7. Don’t eat too much unless you want to be a float in the Macy’s Day Parade.

8. Move the Turducken away from the house—it's a fire hazard like no other.

9. Keep the wine intake to a minimum unless you want to stick your thumb in the pie and pull out a plum and say holy shit am I high?

10. Make sure the apple cider doesn’t go hard or you will have a bunch of very happy children.