Top ten social faux pas

1. You wear a “Vote for Obama” button at a Ted Nugent concert.
2. You show off your tattoos at a business breakfast.
3. You’ve got poppy seeds stuck in your teeth during a television interview.
4. Your cell phone goes off in the middle of a funeral.
5. You drink too much tequila and dance on a table or two. (Is this really socially unacceptable?)
6. You fart in church.
7. You wear your thong at the community pool.
8. You forget the party host's name!
9. You post vintage footage on YouTube of your college roommate competing in a chugging contest.
10. You accidentally send the email to the person you’re badmouthing.